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Beach Jokes

Q: What do you call the seagulls that live by the Bay?
A: Bagels.

Q: What did the beach say to the surfer?
A: Nothing… it just waved.

Q: What do you say when the beach asks you to walk on it?
A: Shore!

Q: Why didn’t the poodle want to go to the beach?
A: It didn’t want to be a hot dog.

Q: What happens when you go to the beach and throw your hat in the water?
A: It gets wet!

Q: What do you call a Hogwarts professor who goes to the beach?
A: A sandwitch

Q: What did the beach say when it saw the tide come in?
A: Long time no sea.

Q: How do you pay the fee to get on a beach?
A: You use sand dollars.

Q: Why did the crab cross the beach?
A: To get to the other tide.

Q: Where does a fish go to borrow money?
A: The loan shark

Q: What do whales eat for dinner?
A: Fish and ships

Q: Why do people swim at salt water beaches?
A: Because a pepper beach would make them sneeze

Q: What did one tidal pool say to the other tidal pool?
A: Show me your mussels.

Q: Which legendary singer do beach resorts love to host?
A: Dinah Shore

Q: What card game do anglers play at the beach?
A: Go fish.

Q: What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
A: Mommy, I’m surf bored.

Q: What do trains do during the summer?
A: Play beach trolleyball

Q: What do toads drink when they go to the beach?
A: Ice cold Croak-o-cola.

Q: Why did they call the police during the summer beach concert?
A: Something fishy was going on.

Q: What did the family do when they arrived at the summer breach resort?
A: They shellabrated.

Q: What kind of fruit tree grows at the beach?
A: Crab apple trees.

Q: What do you call a labrador at the beach in August?
A: A hot dog

Q: What kind of dessert do you serve at a summer beach party?
A: Beach pie.

Q: What kind of sandwiches can you make at the beach?
A: Peanut butter and jellyfish sandwiches.

Q: What do you call a cat who lives at the beach?
A: Sandy claws.

Q: What did the pig say while laying out at the beach?
A: I’m bacon

Q: What is the strongest animal at the beach?
A: The mussels.

Q: What did the beach say to the people who came back for the summer?
A: Long time no sea.

Q: What’s the best day of the week to go to the beach?
A: SUNday

Q: What do you call a French man who wears beach sandals?
A: Phillipe Phloppe.

Q: What do you call a snowman at the beach?
A: A puddle.

Q: Which fish is the most famous at the beach?
A: Star fish

Q: Which comedian loves going to the beach?
A: Pauly Shore

Q: Why don’t oysters give to charity?
A: Because they’re shellfish

Q: What does a mermaid wear to maths lessons?
A: An algae-bra

Q: Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
A: The prawn broker

Q: What does seaweed say when it’s stuck at the bottom of the sea?
A: “Kelp! Kelp!”

Q: What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
A: Drop it a line!

Q: Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
A: Because they spend years at C!

Q: What happened to the shark that swallowed a bunch of keys?
A: It got lockjaw

Q: Did you hear about the red ship that collided with the blue ship?
A: All the sailors were marooned

Q: Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?
A: Because they dropped out of school

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