Kids Corner
Myrtle Beach Kid’s Attractions, Entertainment and Activities!
A favorite Myrtle Beach Kid’s Attractions is the Broadway Grand Prix. They have seven go-cart tracks, a rock climbing wall, two 18-hole mini golf courses and an arcade! They are located across from Broadway at the Beach.
The Track Family Recreation Center is about 3 minutes from the South Hampton and opened late 2016. They offer an Elevated Go-Kart Track, Might Myrtle and the Wild Woody. They also have a track for the little ones 4′. Or the smaller ones can double ride. Looks like they are adding bumper boats for the 2018 season.
Myrtle Beach Zipline Adventures at Broadway at the Beach. It’s not just a great Myrtle Beach Kid’s Attraction, it’s a blast for the entire family. It features six side-by-side racing lines which zip riders 600 feet between a pair of towers at speeds of up to 40 mph. Wild Hex Aerial Adventure new in 2017. Soar and Explore is right next to the Zipline. You navigate a pirate themed rope course over 40 feet tall and zipline 1,000 feet over the Broadway at the Beach.
WonderWorks is an indoor amusement park with 50,000 square feet of educational entertainment with more than 100 hands on exhibits. Great reviews with families.
Myrtle Waves Water Park is South Carolina’s largest water park with 20 acres of slides that include the Turbo Twisters, Arooba Tooba, Riptide Rockets, Snake Mountain, Night Flight, Thunderbolts and Super Chute. There’s also a wave pool, lazy river, kiddie pools and a playground area.
Pirates Adventure of Myrtle Beach is great interactive Myrtle Beach Kid’s Attraction for all ages. You board the Sea Gypsy and fight off pirates with water cannons, get your face painted and search for treasure in Murrells Inlet.
Family Kingdom Amusement Park is located in Broadway at the beach with 35 thrilling rides, a water park, and tons of attractions, games and fun! We always make a day of shopping there, the amusement park and relax with dinner and drinks at one of there many restaurants.
Pirate’s Voyage is a great family dinner show that kids all ages will love. Maybe you’ll get to participate in the show. The food and show are both excellent and they work will with allergies.
Rockin’ Jump Trampoline Park is an indoor trampoline with a ninja course, stung bags, obstacle course, dodgeball and so much more. It’s a great place for families on a rainy day. Check their website for hours and specials.
Beach Jokes
Q: What do you call the seagulls that live by the Bay?
A: Bagels.
Q: What did the beach say to the surfer?
A: Nothing… it just waved.
Q: What do you say when the beach asks you to walk on it?
A: Shore!
Q: Why didn’t the poodle want to go to the beach?
A: It didn’t want to be a hot dog.
Q: What happens when you go to the beach and throw your hat in the water?
A: It gets wet!
Q: What do you call a Hogwarts professor who goes to the beach?
A: A sandwitch
Q: What did the beach say when it saw the tide come in?
A: Long time no sea.
Q: How do you pay the fee to get on a beach?
A: You use sand dollars.
Q: Why did the crab cross the beach?
A: To get to the other tide.
Q: Where does a fish go to borrow money?
A: The loan shark
Q: What do whales eat for dinner?
A: Fish and ships
Q: Why do people swim at salt water beaches?
A: Because a pepper beach would make them sneeze
Q: What did one tidal pool say to the other tidal pool?
A: Show me your mussels.
Q: Which legendary singer do beach resorts love to host?
A: Dinah Shore
Q: What card game do anglers play at the beach?
A: Go fish.
Q: What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
A: Mommy, I’m surf bored.
Q: What do trains do during the summer?
A: Play beach trolleyball
Q: What do toads drink when they go to the beach?
A: Ice cold Croak-o-cola.
Q: Why did they call the police during the summer beach concert?
A: Something fishy was going on.
Q: What did the family do when they arrived at the summer breach resort?
A: They shellabrated.
Q: What kind of fruit tree grows at the beach?
A: Crab apple trees.
Q: What do you call a labrador at the beach in August?
A: A hot dog
Q: What kind of dessert do you serve at a summer beach party?
A: Beach pie.
Q: What kind of sandwiches can you make at the beach?
A: Peanut butter and jellyfish sandwiches.
Q: What do you call a cat who lives at the beach?
A: Sandy claws.
Q: What did the pig say while laying out at the beach?
A: I’m bacon
Q: What is the strongest animal at the beach?
A: The mussels.
Q: What did the beach say to the people who came back for the summer?
A: Long time no sea.
Q: What’s the best day of the week to go to the beach?
A: SUNday
Q: What do you call a French man who wears beach sandals?
A: Phillipe Phloppe.
Q: What do you call a snowman at the beach?
A: A puddle.
Q: Which fish is the most famous at the beach?
A: Star fish
Q: Which comedian loves going to the beach?
A: Pauly Shore
Q: Why don’t oysters give to charity?
A: Because they’re shellfish
Q: What does a mermaid wear to maths lessons?
A: An algae-bra
Q: Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
A: The prawn broker
Q: What does seaweed say when it’s stuck at the bottom of the sea?
A: “Kelp! Kelp!”
Q: What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
A: Drop it a line!
Q: Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
A: Because they spend years at C!
Q: What happened to the shark that swallowed a bunch of keys?
A: It got lockjaw
Q: Did you hear about the red ship that collided with the blue ship?
A: All the sailors were marooned
Q: Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?
A: Because they dropped out of school
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